Cabbage always has a heart;
Green beans string along.
You're such a Tomato,
Will you Peas to me belong?
You've been the Apple of my eye,
You know how much I care;
So Lettuce get together,
We'd make a perfect Pear.
Now, something's sure to Turnip,
To prove you can't be Beet;
So, if you Carrot all for me
Let's let our Tulips meet.
Don't Squash my hopes and dreams now,
Bee my Honey, dear;
Or tears will fill Potato's eyes,
While Sweet Corn lends an ear.
I'll Cauliflower shop and say
Your dreams are Parsley mine.
I'll work and share my Celery,
So be my Valentine.

PEAS

I eat my peas with honey.
I've et them all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
But it keeps them on my knife.

A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats.

MELON

Boy Melon: Honey, can we run away and get married?
Girl Melon: Sorry, I cantaloupe.

             LETTUCE
What is a Honeymoon Salad?
Lettuce alone, with no dressing.